Spam Policy

Receiving it from us?

If you receive an unsolicited e-mail appearing to be from this domain, chances are it didn't come from here. We're not in the business of sending out solicitations to purchase software, refinance your mortgage, or slip you some Viagra. We're not interested in infecting you with a virus. Well, maybe our cat is, but that's another story. Please check your headers and file complaints to the spam sender's upstream internet service provider. Go to DNSStuff.com for tools you can use to figure out the real spammer.

Sending it to us?

Please Note: Legitimate, individually-sent employment, business and personal inquiries are not considered spam.

By sending a spam message to this domain, you authorize us to do the following:

• Bill you a $500 processing fee for each piece of spam sent to this domain. Failure to pay will result in our taking you to small claims court and/or forwarding the claim to a collections agency
• File complaints with your upstream internet service provider, your web hosting provider, your payment processor, merchant services provider, DNS-provider and any and all other providers you use to do business online
• Post your email to the newsgroup news.admin.net-abuse.sightings
• Forward your email to spam@ftc.gov and your investing-related email to enforcement@sec.gov
• Place a bandwidth-protest on your site involving continuous downloads of data
• Call any phone number or fax number posted within your spam message
• Test your sending server as an open relay
• Report your mail server and web server to any and all blacklists, blocklists, spam filters, etc we choose
• Post comments regarding your spamming to any media we choose, in any manner we choose, along with your actual identity, address, telephone number and any other information we choose including, but not limitted to spam complaints, "call this spammer" messages, etc.
• Send unlimited quantities of email to the email address listed in your message, the WHOIS contacts for your domain, your personal email, your business email, the administrative contacts of your sending mail server, the administrative contacts of your web host provider and any other email addresses in any way connected with your spamming activities

So, to recap...

We don't spam you, so don't spam us.

Most of this cribbed from my friend John. Thanks, John. :)